a redditors nightmare: the picture novel

Fun fact: if you’re an admin of a Facebook fan page, there used to be a very useful section of your control panel that showed you the most recent few people who liked your page, and how long ago they liked it. Last week the ability to get that data vanished and it was replaced by this :(
im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
:’)
O★O
Maxine Terror! She comes from a long line of assassins (sort of, they haven’t actually assassinated anyone in over a century but it’s still a quirky family tradition to be trained as a killer), and she graduated top of her class from Murder College. She’s a seriously tough customer, but fairly laid-back unless provoked.
If you think you’ve seen her on her before as Commander Maxine Shepard that’s because I based my Shepard on her. Maxine is actually one of my older characters.
More inking practice!






